An E-mail and a Question
To Be Six Again (A Good Laugh)
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabul0us adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb a#%!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
I hate the moral of this story. If I had written this joke, the moral would be:
A good man will bust his butt to make his woman happy, and even on a diet, a woman is willing to eat everything in front of her, then blame her husband for her fat thighs.
But, then, (and this is what I wonder) would this e-mail really go very far?
That's my opinion. What do you think?
Oh, and if you have a good man, give him an extra kiss tonight.